The Associated Press is reporting today that Sarah Palin is not leaving politics. Now, I can truly say my prayer has been answered.
I can’t begin to tell you how happy this news makes me. Ever since the ambiguities in her stunning July 3rd announcement, I’ve felt a lot of trepidation that she might be leaving politics all together.
Thankfully, we’ve learned today, that that is not the case.
Let’s do some quick math to really understand the impact of this news. 70% of Republicans like Sarah. Impressive.
However, only 21% of the US population today identifies themselves as a Republican. So, that means Sarah has the support of a little less than 15% of the US population.
Hmmm. She’s going to need to pick up a few votes from Democrats to pull this off. But, with her charm, charisma, eloquence and interviewing skills, it should be a piece of cake. She’s magnetic. All she needs to do is avoid contact with that mean ol’ main stream media, and, everything should be just fine.
Sarah’s staying in politics is great news for the US taxpayers as well. The comedy industry won’t be in need of stimulus package for the foreseeable future.
The contrast Sarah provides against the Democrats is dramatic! Sarah Palin in 2012!!
What do you think?